Celebrity Farce

 
Nicole Richie is 4 months pregnant. DUH! She's confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she's expecting a baby with Douche Madden. The interview with Diane will air on Good Morning America this Thursday and 20/20 this Friday.
 

She said, "Yes, I am. We are. I'm almost four months."
 

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UsWeekly is not effin around with their latest cover. SPF and JJ crying for help? Sodas in baby bottles? Delicious!
 
Crying for their daddy? It's not anything we haven't heard…..a little dramatic though with the "HELP." It's not like she's beating their asses!
 

At least she's not putting Nyquil in their bottles to [...]

 
I was going through pictures this afternoon when my eyes immediately focused on a ravishing beauty coming out of Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills last night. I asked one of my friends who this gorgeous creature is and he told me her name was Suzan Hughes, the third wife of Mark Hughes. Mark  was  the [...]

Even Lindsay Lohan has to be shocked at this one.
Sure, she’s embarrassed herself beyond comprehension and proven to be a brat who doesn’t take any responsibilities for her actions. But she could at least, like, look good in her mug shot, right? Is that too much for a 21-year-old star to ask?

And, as if this [...]

 
Princess Tiaamii makes her debut in the current issue of OK! Magazine UK. Jordan talks about how Tiaamii looks nothing like them or any of her kids.

 
Jordan said, "She looks really different from both the other kids – she's got fair, gingery hair and really blue eyes. I don't mind, I [...]