Celebrity Farce

Brad and Angelina have a way of keeping people talking about them. When it was first rumoured that she was pregnant, they couldn’t just come out and say, “Yes she is.” Now there are reports that this past Saturday, they got married in New Orleans. From Star Magazine,
“Sources in a position to have information [...]

Even though Amy Wino’s face is falling off the bone, she’s still managing to get into the studio to make new music. Wino is once again working with Mark Ronson and she’s been playing some of her new jingles for friends. They are worried, because they say her music has become “darker.” They have described [...]

It’s a TIE!
What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens at TGIFridays gets texted all over internet. Learn a lesson, ladies……. - circular politics
Next time nana offers to open your beer, just say no. - DeeDee
Runners-up:

“Well I promised my AA sponsor no booze would touch my lips, I had to think of [...]

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