Celebrity Farce

· From clingy dresses to canine masturbation, from mean-spirited reviews to disappointed Cosmo swillers doling out handjobs, we found ourselves oversexed in our city.
· The same cannot be said for Clay Aiken — he’s pregnant!
· We were accused of being part of an “extraordinary smear campaign” after passing along a tip about Dan Aloni’s alleged [...]

The totally accidental mystery of the angry critic who stormed out of a crowded Cannes screening of Two Lovers rather than “wait an hour for fucking [director] James Gray” was put to rest this afternoon at Entertainment Weekly, where critic Lisa Schwarzbaum copped to the outburst we once guessed came from Manohla Dargis. “And since [...]

As Defamer’s resident sous chef Molly McAleer will attest, the most difficult part of culling together each week’s installment of Dirt Sandwich is not finding material worthy of inclusion, but rather trying to decide which parts to eliminate. This week’s episode is no exception; even in a four day work week, this sammy is overflowing [...]

We’d spent no shortage of time around here in recent weeks lamenting John Cusack’s one-two professional plunge of box-office allergic Grace is Gone and critic-allergic War, Inc. Then came last weekend, when War, Inc. nabbed the second-highest per-screen average in the country: $27,252, second only to Indiana Jones 4. Heady, eye-opening stuff, to be sure [...]

It took me like 10 times to count how many words made up “A Shauna Sand Reality Show.” Hopefully, I got it right. If not, suck it anyway. So….. Shauna Sand was outside some joint with her daughters last night looking like mother of the year. This woman is consistent. Consistently glamorous! Since Shauna is [...]