Celebrity Farce

For just a dollar a day you can sponsor a child in need… I wish I could sponsor this child! I would take her ass on a Michael K eating tour. We would hit IHOP, Outback, Bennigan’s and Cracker Barrell. You know, all the fine establishments. The girl also needs a few days in the [...]

Speed Racer cost around $100 million to make and it only pulled in around $20.2 million this weekend. Cameron and Ashton’s douche fest “What Happens In Vegas” only made around $200,000 less. I can’t believe people are spending their hard-earned money to see those two tampons together in a movie. Those bitches would have to [...]

Birthday: December 26, 1958
Age: 49
Birth Name: Anna Hawkins-Turner
Original Date of HS of the Day: May 10, 2008
Claim to Fame: Norma has the biggest natural tits on the planet! They are size 120XXX!!! Norma Stitz’s name is a play on “enormous tits.“
Where is she now? She does nude modeling on her own website (NormaStitz.com) and she [...]

The chick with the blonde HGTV hair above won some Mother’s Day contest from Wonky and Nicky Hilton. The prize included a shopping spree with the praying mantis skanks and their mother. I hope the woman got all her shots. I would have cashed out that prize and spent it on dinner at Hometown Buffet. [...]

Tommy Girl dragged the whole clan out yesterday to see his man, David Beckham, play that sport where they kick a ball around. Tommy wants to be that ball soooo bad. It was nice of Tommy to let Isabella and Connor out of their alien cages. He made them come to the game or else [...]