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		<title>David and Victoria do Another Ad</title>
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The last time that David and Victoria Beckham did an ad for Emporio Armani, I thought that it was a little lack-luster. They didn&#8217;t seem really &#8216;into&#8217; each other, they were barely touching and all in all, it just fell a little flat for me. But now they&#8217;ve gone and done another one and I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Will You Read a Parenting Book by Alec Baldwin?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[It has been two years since Alec Baldwin called his daughter a rude, thoughtless little pig, and his even more thoughtful ex-wife played it for all the media (and the world) to hear. At the time, I really didn&#8217;t understand what everyone was so up in arms about and I still don&#8217;t. Ireland, Alec&#8217;s daughter, [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[File this under: Why are humans the dominant species on earth?!
If this story isn&#8217;t a good reason to start drinking rubbing alcohol and vodka on a Saturday afternoon, then I don&#8217;t know what is&#8230;.
At a park in Cambridge, Maryland on Monday, a bitch named Candy Michelle Vignari, gave birth to a baby girl&#8230;.in a Port-A-Potty. [...]]]></description>
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The Bang Bang Lady and The Boom Boom Girl - Happy Fourth of July, hos! If you plan to celebrate by doing firework stuff today, I suggest you get in your car (or take the next Chinatown bus) to Phenix City, Alabama and ask for The Bang Bang Lady or The Boom Boom Girl to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday Sluts</title>
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Becki Newton (31)
Koko The Gorilla (38)
Ute Lemper (46)
Geraldo Rivera (66)
Gina Lollobrigida (82)
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