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	<title>Celebrity Farce</title>
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	<description>Hot Celebrities, Scandals, Sex Lives &#38; Antics</description>
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		<title>Hot Slut Of The Day!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Jane Sibbett - Jane is best known as Ross&#8217; gayelle ex-wife on Friends, but she should be remembered as the backstabbing, gold digging, superficial slut Heddy on my mom&#8217;s favorite sitcom of all-time (go figure) Herman&#8217;s Head!
Click here to see a clip of Heddy admitting that she&#8217;s really not that great at gold digging, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Birthday Sluts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Katherine Helmond (81)
Eva Green (29)
Róisín Murphy (36)
RZA (40)
Edie Falco (46)
Douglas Sills (49)
Huey Lewis (59)
Judge Joe Brown (62)
Paul Smith (63)
Shirley Knight (73)
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		<link>http://celebrityfarce.com/birthday-sluts-358/</link>
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		<title>Joey Chestnut Is Triumphant Again!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For the third straight year in a row, Joey Chestnut won Nathan&#8217;s Famous July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest today at Coney Island. Joey also set the new world record by swallowing 68 hot dogs (and their buns) in 10-minutes. Joey&#8217;s arch rival, Takeru Kobayashi, was hoping to snatch back the crown, but he fell [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://celebrityfarce.com/joey-chestnut-is-triumphant-again/</link>
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		<title>This Bitch Knows How To Party</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The police officers in Torrington, CT are a bunch of fun killers. 41-year-old Mindy Lomento was just trying to get her dick on when the police showed up to break up the fucking fuck fun. Yeah, Mindy was doing it in the woods where everyone could see, but what was a bitch supposed to do? [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://celebrityfarce.com/this-bitch-knows-how-to-party/</link>
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		<title>Where Was A Strong Wind When You Needed One?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few months ago, Heather Mills bought a popular sea kitten restaurant in East Sussex, England and fired all the bitches. Heather queefed that she was going to turn the place into a vegan restaurant. Well, the time has come! Heather opened V-Bites yesterday and the only rotten kipper in the joint is Heather herself!
You [...]]]></description>
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